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Retarded Reviews=X-Men Origins:Wolverine

May 16, 2009

X-Men Origins:Wolverine

A Retarded Synopsis by Ginger Tea. WITH spoilers…just because I can. 

Disclaimers= I suggest you read my friend ploy’s review of movie @ http://theworldaccordingtoploy.wordpress.com/ if you’re looking for a decent sensible review. This is my version of what I saw through my eyes. Italics are my wiseass comments. 

 

A sickly boy who looks like Tiny Tim from Christmas Carols is sick in bed with a servant boy, Victor watching over him. But oh no, you are not mistaken,this is not A Christmas Carols because Tiny Tim is actually James…who will later be Logan…who will later be..um…Wolverine. Confused yet.

Then BANG some dude shoots his father which turns Logan into one angry Edward Scissorhands who lunges and plunges into the murderer who is the servant boy’s father, who with his dying breath says,”That man was not your father but it twas I, Luke…I am your father.” 

Mom shrieks, Logan bolts, Victor (aka servant boy) turned brother tells Logan they are brothers and that they must flee together lovingly from the Frankenstein mob with torches and pitchforks.

Then tralala, scene cuts to Logan (still with decent hair) and Victor racing through scenes of war together. Victor goes through menopause andgoes on a slash and dash, they get discovered, and then put with team X, with manlier versions of the hot powerpuff dudes under the command of a not hot and somewhat wrinkly commander called Stryker. They go on undercover missions for the sacred country of the U to the S to the A until it involves killing innocent Africans to find asteriod scraps at which point,Logan had to say, “Homies,this ain’t dope, Im leaving you like Rihanna should have left Chris Brown.”

Cuts to six years later, Logan is contributing to global warming as a lumberjack while living with a foxy babe. Meanwhile, Victor kills an exmember of the powerpuff dudes team and Stryker comes to Logan to ask him to rejoin the X team.

~Do you wanna be on top~

Logan says NO WAY, jose. Then shortly after, Victor kills Logan’s foxy babe which pisses him off, Logan, who at this point is still not hard metal, fights Victor and  loses.  and thus agrees to help Stryker who merges Logan (who wants to be called Wolverine now) with scrap metal by injecting stuff in him while in a box of water which they must have borrow from one of the episodes of SAW…or David Blaine. After much torturing, the transformation is completed but then Logan, with his ultra gossip ears, overhears Stryker telling the scientist to erase Logans memory. That got Logan pissed…totally understandable.  

All deals are off, Logan vows on decapitation for everyone  and flees…

BUTT NAKED. Can someone go slow motion on the naked Logan jumping down the waterfall…anyways…

Two loving grandma and grandpa sees naked Logan run into their shed, and instead of beating him with  a stick like I would, proceeds to feed him and clothe him. Then they get shot and dies. Not joking. 

More BANG BANG, Logan flies out of the house with a motorbike as it gets blown to smitterens. Then Logan takes down a helicopter in a badass way and goes to LA to find more members of the X team where one of the members got fat. At this point, I was half expecting Bob from the Biggest Loser to come over and drag him away. 

Logan discovers that Victor and Stryker are actually working together and kidnapping mutants to an island to make a mutant gumbo of what thay call Weapon XI. What a creative name. Then Logan and ex member of X team, Will.I.Am who wants to redeem his ass for helping in the scheme before, travels off to find Gambit who was the only mutant to escape from THE ISLAND. And here I was thinking that it was Scarlett Johanson and Ewen McGregor. Oh. Wrong movie. 

Logan finds Gambit while Will.I.Am gets killed by Victor before he even gets to redeem himself. After some misunderstanding between Logan and Gambit and a lot of violences, Gambit drops Wolverine off at the ISLAND where he discovers that his foxy babe isn’t dead but was a mutant named Silverfox…go Mozilla… who tricked him to save her sister. Then Victor tries to kill Silverfox and Wolverine punches the lights out of him. Then Wolverine releases all the captured mutants who eventually runs  off to find picard…I  mean professor Xavier while Wolverine is met with the mutant gumbo AKA Weapon  X, who was actually an ex member of the X team Victor supposedly killed.

KA CHING KACHA~Battle battle where Wolverine is at a disadvantage when Victor comes in to help his little brother. Weapon X is the first person to fulfil Wolverines vows of decapitation. Speaking of which, the only person who Wolverine actually decapitated. 

Then after defeating what is supposedly the strongest thing on earth, Wolverine carries off his wounded sweetheart, Silverfox, only to get shot in the head by Stryker with a scrap metal bullet and loses his memory. As Wolverine lies unconscious…how dandy…Silverfox with her mutant power commands Stryker to walk away until his heels bleed. God knows why she didnt use this power to make him release her sister. 

Then Silverfox dies and Wolverine wakes up with bad hair and forgets all about his foxy babe and rides off as the lone Wolve into the sunset.

THE END

 

What I  didnt like AKA WTF=

  • No explanation for Wolverines current bad hair
  • How no one gave Zero adamantium bullets to go after Wolverine
  • Them killing off grandma and grandpa
  • Wolverine being so indestructable and then being shot…by Stryker.
  • Waiting excitedly for the bonus scene after the credits…just to see 5 seconds of Logan speaking japanese


WHAT I LIKED AKA Enough Reasons to Spend my cash=

  • BUTTNAKED Wolverine
  • How Cyclops never knew Wolverine  saved his ass
  • Witty lines by Wade AKA Ryan Reynolds
  • All the hotties= Ryan Reynolds, Zero, Gambit, all the hot men galore.
  • Wolverine’s shiny claws
  • professor Xavier’s  shiny head
  • Wade’s flying decapitated head

My Verdict=

Watch it. Its got a good solid plot and some comedic aspect to it. plus if for no other reason, watch it to see a naked Wolverine jumping into the waterfalls. 

MUAHAHAAAAAAHAAAHAHAHAAAAHAHHAAHAAAHAAHAH

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3rd Year Human Packaging Project 2007

March 1, 2009

A group project in our 3rd year Package Design class, which was to make a Packaging for a “human” product so we went with selling “gothic lolitas” since my friend, Zein, had a share in a cosplay tailoring shop www.alicexalice.com (best tailoring service in thailand!)

This box took away our sleep using future board, lots of ply wood, sticker paper, paint, etc…cus itwas

three fragile girls (barf) + old fashioned HAND saw and hard plys of wood= disaster

Created by Zein, Bee, and me

Model:  (Sister) Peppy

Gothic Lolita in a Box

Gothic Lolita in a Box

Me strangling sis and Zein being a yakuza

Me strangling sis and Zein being a yakuza

Lolita Tea Private Party

February 28, 2009

Went to my friend, Zein’s (co-owner of AliceXAlice tailored cosplay store) invitational Lolita tea party today and had oodles of fun. They really arranged it well and the atmosphere of the tea house and the garden of Agalico was great for taking pictures!

For those interested in AliceXAlice, this is like probably the best cosplay tailoring service in Thailand, their website is currently going through its third rennovation this year at www.alicexalice.com

Heehee, of course me being me, didn’t really actually have anything to wear when Zein told me it was a “lolita” themed party cus I’m usually more of the “behind the camera” person…but she said Icould come in black and probably pass off as “gothic lolita”. Heehee although hard going cosplayers would probably kick me in the ass and go, WTF…that is sooo not gothic lolita…whatever…low budget 😀

But my dear sister joined us and probably made up for it with her really lolita dress XD

My sissypoo and the Butlers

My sissypoo and the Butlers...haha doing her bitchy face

Cutie Mousey

Cutie Mousey...never seen anything so cute >.<.

Fan service

Fan service

Me and the Butlers XD

Me and the Butlers XD MUAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Happy

Me and Zein...the face that designed AlicexAlice's layout XD

Me and Zein...the face that designed AlicexAlice's layout XD

Sexy Photoshoot: Dark Prince, Delicious Devil, and the Elegant Princess 2008

February 25, 2009

ME AS CONCEPT DIRECTOR AND SUCKY PHOTOGRAPHER…

Pshhh…I didn’t do very well on this shoot but since my jujus (Air and Yu) are looking so sexy…especially Haji (MUAHAHA I almost killed him with ugly makeup and fried off his hair) I might as well stick it in to embarrass them…huuhuu the ridiculous poses I make them do…MUAAHAHAHHAHA looks a bit like cosplay though.

THE BLACK AND WHITE PHOTOS are photshopped by talented little kitty, Haji himself (YEY!!! Praise the kitty for talents!) And the one below by my junior, Hee, who is SUPER AWESOME at photoshop…

The theme: A confusing triangle between a princess in disguise (actually with a devilish streak) and the devil in black who is actually sweet and in between them is “THE GUY” (Grim Reaper tame sort of feeling) and I wanted it to feel like two settings, the one in the swimming pool area is more “asian drama” like daily life drama while the dark ones are more gothic and mysterious, almost like another realm.

Models : Yu, Air, and Haji

Does this look like an asian drama or what?

Does this look like an asian drama or what?

And these are the ones my friends took, notice the difference between my sucky nv10 and pro nikons TTATT (more like I suck but blame the camera?XD)

Haji photoshopped by Hee/Haji

Haji photoshopped by Hee Buratino/Haji

Haji photoshopped

Haji photoshopped

Christmas Shoot with Haji

February 25, 2009

This past Christmas, went out with my lublies to Central World and did a fun photoshoot of sexy kitty, Haji (yesh, this is a kitty, not a human) which turned out pretty nice considering that my camera was running out of battery and memory…yet again…-.- (why don’t I ever learn, dumb me dumb, SLAPSLAP)

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What was I thinking??? Lisa Frank?

February 25, 2009

Seriously…I think I was going through a “Lisa Frank” period when I designed this. It was for the HSBC YEA Award 2007(you can see it in the award category) but WHOA…I’m hit with flashes of Disco and Madonna here…not that that’s a bad thing, I pretty like Madonna. She’s like a cool Michael Jackson…anyways, the concept was a cute skull in those cliche animal fluff plushie hoodies…

Skullo

Skullo

Fransquoiceska~ Zein’s pretty cactus and Anferny, my dead cactus

February 25, 2009

Fransquoiceska was my friend, Zein’s cactus and we used it as our comic circle brandname and I designed this logo…then we were going to add my own cactus, Anferny (Sadly…Anferny died soon after of dehydration…yesh, I killed a cactus by dehydrating it…TTATT) so there was supposed to be Anferny& Franquoiceska

Group Members (Alias): M.T., C-Cube, Necroz, Reverie, and Zein

Here’s the discontinued link anyways, I could say it’s because everyone was too busy, but I think in truth everyone was too lazy…hmm wait,I think that’s just me, heehee:

http://www.geocities.com/franquoiceska/

Fransquoiceska

Fransquoiceska

Anferny & Franquoiceska

Anferny & Franquoiceska

Kato & Chiku 2006

February 25, 2009

A animated trailer I created for a story of the friendship between a chick and a cat. XD It seems a bit amateur now but back then this was sweat and blood XD

RIS 2005 Memorial Video

February 25, 2009

Created this out of nostalgia in 2006 for RIS class of ’05. Thanks to everyone who contributed to it back then, lalalaaaaaaa

Vitamin C’s classic graduation song XD

Dedicated to my Friends 2006

February 25, 2009

An animated memoir dedicated to my friends back then.

Old but it was experimental with Flash and Strokes in illustrator.